Today, i got stuck in a traffic jam. Naturally i sent a picture... - FML

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By "Sonofaquiche" - 05/07/2017 04:14

Today, i got stuck in a traffic jam. Naturally i sent a picture to my boss, telling him I'd be late. He didn't believe me since he saw the same picture on some guys blog. My blog. The blog i use to vent about the stupid people in my life. including, but not limited to... my boss. FML

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