Double jeopardy! Grab her ass since you were already punished for it. Trust me...the courts will side with you...I think.

I have been snoodling with More-anus I mean Marinus... Sorry baby to give your pet name out :(

you should have just kept calm and carried on, at least pretending you got something. aha :D

I don't see why people feel it is okay for someone to jump to a conclusion and slap a person.

Now slap the boyfriend

I give the boyfriend +5 points for his great strategy.

Should have made a 'deposit' and then claimed you thought it was a sperm bank.

Agreed. Most of the time, its women. Like wtf? Who brought you up like that you violent bitch?

I dont think it'd be legal at that point

No your the 2nd comment hun, better luck next time.

I claim this FML in the name of Rome

enonymous! Where have you been, Missy?

Her boyfriend is smart (;

Wrong

Who said she realized it?

If he grabbed her ass after being slapped, it would count as self-defence and karma :D

Should have asked for a free grab, you got slapped for it.

"today i was trying to withdraw some money from the ATM when this creep behind me grabbed my ass. after i slapped him my boyfriend appeared and awkwardly told me that it was actually him. FML"

Wait what...?

11-Obviously you're not a pro FML reader.

Dude. I read FML's everyday and I don't miss any. So. Why do I not know about this video store FML?

You don't know about it cause you didn't read it. It's the 28th most recent FML at the moment.

lol I love that you combined the two cuz that's what I was thinking

You don't know about it cause you obviously missed it. Hooray for common sense!

Missing an FML doesn't mean you don't have common sense. Not missing any might mean you don't have much to do. :

If you read her above comment you'd understand what I meant

19- Obviously you don't...

Maybe he doesn't want any fool.

Home Alone!

Fail troll.

dumb people like him are the reason i just read about a lawsuit about a nurse suing for physical assault over someone tapping her shoulder.

27 - You don't see the difference between tapping someone on the shoulder and hitting them in the face?

How is that trolling?

It's trolling cause he's faking the lawsuit-obsessed American stereotype and trying to start a flame war. It's kinda obvious.

then he can grab her ass without gettn slapped haaaa

You guys are idiots. I'm almost embarrassed for you. Try being mature or acting your age.

Is writing the word you too hard for "u"?

Re-read the FML again buddy... He didn't do anything.

Okay, for every 4 year old that utilizes FML, I'm joking ;)

Jokes are suppose to be funny.

Suppose is suppose to have a D.

Why didn't you add a D yourself?

LuhGiiit has no U's or H's

52 - I modeled my comment after your comment.. 53 - No one asked you, and I do not believe it's spelled "Slim Shadey" either..

thats why your wrong duck

Slim Shady.

Of course he deserved it!!! He grabbed a girls ass

I'm pretty sure a 4 year old could've came up with a better "joke".

Did u guys like my joke up there??? Oh wait........

Would you like to be that 4 year old? I said I was joking, not that I was telling a joke..

.

67 - Why did you decide to enter a spelling conversation when you can't even spell "you're" correctly? Just a thought..

This guy's a fighter, folks! Hold him down!

Retard knows no limit.

Why do u take the time to argue on the Internet? Even if u win your embarrassing yourself for even attempting to argue. If you lose then oh well because I'm pretty sure no one in the conversation knows you?

Just like the Special Olympics. Whether you win or lose, you're still retarded.

Great, highly offensive and just plain inaccurate. I mean should we all have arguments and disagreements In formal debate settings?

Can you guys shut up it's FML who the **** cares about spelling

You got ownd dude!