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By Noname - 02/02/2013 19:23 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 474
You deserved it 404 441

Top comments

I just hope your boyfriend is banging someone else.

starberries 0

I hope her boyfriend is banging the same guy.

Comments

AmaDeann 3

It's not an affair until you're actually married, but being unfaithful never helps...I think you have to decide who is more worth your time. I wouldn't call you a "****" just someone who's stuck in a bind...

bykan 0

i'm so sorry you got stuck in there with two guys. it must have been awful. twice the amount of farts. hehe. I also feel bad for the fact that you had to endure the looks of both your bf and that other guy. Poor little wh**e. I can imagine it must have been really hard to look your bf in the eyes. They say that the eyes are the windows of the soul. I would like to know the window of what your ****** is. And you think the 3 of y'all getting stuck in there is a coincidence...lol. you still have a lot to learn about us guys.

Maybe it's God's way of telling you to stop being a cheating bitch. Grow a backbone and break up with your boyfriend if you're unsatisfied.

you vould hsve had the greatest threesome!

why is this a FML? I don't know anyone who'd feel sorry for you cept other ******

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is a lying, cheating *****. FML

what a *****... I hope he was sleepcing with your sister.