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By Noname - 02/02/2013 19:23 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 474
You deserved it 404 441

Top comments

I just hope your boyfriend is banging someone else.

starberries 0

I hope her boyfriend is banging the same guy.

Comments

To the OP: You're such a dumb cheating *****. My goodness, do you NOT believe in karma? I hope you get all sorts of STDs from that guy you're secretly *******. Serves you right for not being fateful. I don't understand why dumb bitches like you can't just break it off with your boyfriend and go have sex with as many guys as you'd like. WHY cheat on him? WHY. Seriously.

Slutty ****** like you disgust me. Excuse me while I go hurl.

To 24, "it's destroying her inside," really?? Are you seriously trying to use THAT in her defense?! How the hell do you think the guys would feel if they found out????? You disgust me almost as much as the OP disgusts me. If she loves them both then she should hold off the sex until she makes a decision (which shouldn't even take 1 month). If she really loved them

If she really loved them she wouldn't be betraying them. How about YOU mull that one around. OP-you're playing with fire and I hope to god you get third degree burns.

Give me a reason to feel pity for you, and sucking me off wont do it.. Its women like you that I wont trust women for shit. Be proud of your a dam good example of stupidity. I hope your man found out, maybe he can sue your secret sex person for alienation of love :)

if that's your opinion, I hope you get aids or some shit screwing around

what the **** are you smoking and where can I buy a metric TONNE of it?

aw. you poor, poor girl I'm soo sorr- wait... you're a *****!

With any hope, they both got off on a different floor, you were the last one left... and just before the very top floor the ropes snapped, the elevator plunged and you died. Stupid cheating scheming little ****.