By swiggityswooty - 23/07/2014 04:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got the, "It's not you, it's me" speech for the third breakup in a row. I'm beginning to think that they may not be entirely telling me the truth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 045
You deserved it 7 362
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Comments

skyeyez9 24

I just cant get past OP's "swiggity swooty" screen name.

2 0
alicat13 12

That speach is never the truth, even the first time round!

0 0
Lancer033 5

partially true... "it's not you, it's me (I want to **** someone else)." is what they really mean

1 1
Axel5238 29

I want to give OP benefit of the doubt and we don't know what happened. Though 3 times in a row isn't coincidence really. It might might be a sign to think about what's going on whether it's the type of people they are dating or something the OP may or may not be doing.

0 0
nitrog100 21

I don't really see anything you should be complaining about. "It's not you, it's me" is a timeless classic. You got dumped thrice. It happens. The Detroit Lions went 0-16 in 2008, literally the worst season in NFL history. I'm sure you'll win a game at some point...though I think in this metaphor, that means you'll get to dump someone instead of getting dumped...

1 1
leeloo900 9

Been there done that OP. That's EXACTLY how I got my heart broken. He told me that it was"him" and that he "didnt know what caused him to change his feelings" He was listed as "in a relationship" with his affair less than a week after he told me that. So then, I knew why he had a "change of heart" I'm not saying that this could be the same scenario, but the bottom line is, he's not worth it if he has to use such a vauge excuse. Hope things get better for you soon. =

0 0
Axel5238 29

Generally, vague excuses are given to avoid having the other person try to work things out. Sometimes, yes they are an asshole, other times they are aware that sometimes there is no fixing for whatever reason and have gotten tired of hoping,waiting for things to change or that it just won't work out and you two are more different than originally thought. Also, used to have it break without out the need of it'll change or an argument of You did this and You did that.

1 0
Ki11erC 18

It's a bullshit excuse that people use when they have no real explanation. Although it could well be you and they are just being "nice".

0 0
andreaor 7

if you treat your girlfriends like shit or if you're too clingy, possessive or controlling, I'd say YDI. if not, then your life sucks

1 2
andreaor 7

if you treat them like shit or you're too clingy, controlling or possessive, YDI. if not, then it's their loss and your life sucks

0 1
hms12407 4

You're probably a super awesome person and they're intimidated because they're not as awesome. Don't ever change! You rock!

1 0