Depressing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 04:24 - United States - Orlando

Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
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paradoxparadise 11

Text back: "Who are you again? I forgot, I have so many assholes in my contacts."

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UnoriGal 17

Actually, this IS pretty depressing compared to other FMLs that just talk about inconveniences like anal seepage. It's quite depressing to find out your friends would rather ditch you than help you out if they think you sound sad all the time, that'd usually be the cue to ask if anything's wrong, not dump them. ): Also, am I the only one who thought the first comment was being sarcastic?

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dawood_k 27

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hunterluv1 20

Do you not understand the point of FML?

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DrownedMyFish 18

You really shouldn't be on FML if you thought this one was a depressing read.

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DrownedMyFish 18

Hold on. I think #1 was attempting to make a joke. It just wasn't funny.

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UnoriGal 17

Actually, this IS pretty depressing compared to other FMLs that just talk about inconveniences like anal seepage. It's quite depressing to find out your friends would rather ditch you than help you out if they think you sound sad all the time, that'd usually be the cue to ask if anything's wrong, not dump them. ): Also, am I the only one who thought the first comment was being sarcastic?

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Zhilla 19

I think #1 was joking, because in the fml the op's ex friend says he / she is terribly depressing and makes everyone unhappy...

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chaxandgoods 9

I think he/she said that as a parody to the FML

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Voij 16

25, uhm... the one right below this one.

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Micayla 12

Wow, forget them OP. obviously they can't see what an awesome and amazing person you are! They don't deserve to be your friend anyways!

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UberNova 18

Clearly they have more of an opinion than a random person on the internet. Don't try and make OP feel better with lies, he/she probably is a very depressing person. Stop with all these lies and sugar-coating, if OP wants friends then he/she needs to change.

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Theglc20 27

Meh. if they dont like you for who you are. There not a true friend anyway

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Krystal3408 32

You can't just use that as an excuse everytime although its tempting. Things need to change, OP.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Ya.. like if youre depressed, take actions to better your life. If you come off as depressing, then forget them! Apparently your personality type doeant work with theirs.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

#3 That doesn't really fit here... Depressing is not who the OP is. If they're a depressing person, they're probably also a depressed person. The friend should have brought it up face to face though, and been a little nicer.

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paradoxparadise 11

Text back: "Who are you again? I forgot, I have so many assholes in my contacts."

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Krystal3408 32

This is what I'll do next time someone's a jackass. Thanks.

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corocoro 30

You're better off without him/her, trust me. Not only is it low to say things like that through SMS, but the whole number confusion also suggests she/he might've not been the brightest spoon in the shed.

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chaxandgoods 9

I completely agree with you. But it is either "Brightest spoon in the drawer" or "Brightest tool in the shed".Please don't mind, I'm just a grammar Nazi. FYL OP.

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corocoro 30

Actually, that's the joke. ;) And it's a mix of: *Sharpest spoon in the drawer. *Sharpest tool in the shed. *Brightest light in the room. / Brightest crayon in the box.

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RedPillSucks 31

Yes. Mixing metaphors on purpose can be very punny. Unfortunately some people either don't get it or are too anal about it. That spoils the joke. I thought it was funny. And grammar nazis don't care about metaphors as long as the grammar is OK.

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imshadyxo 25

That phrase is rather confusing... "sharpest spoon in the drawer". I dunno about you but my spoons aren't sharp.. Just round

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Krystal3408 32

OP also needs to obviously change something

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iAlissa 34

Yes #34, I forgot you knew the entire situation, and that OP is to blame. Look at the situation from all angles before making an ignorant, assuming comment.

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SunAndMoon427 12

Yes 34 because changing depression is so simple... It's obvious if they're a depressing person they're probably depressed and just saying "well just change it" is probably the rudest thing you can tell someone with a mental illness.

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websphere69 27

Its sas the way that people are losing that personal touch with each other these days, its their loss!

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tigrouficele2012 44

I've had people say that to me. It just makes me more depressing because then I have angst about losing friends. Yay for vicious cycles?

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DancingShadow_fml 12

I think that it's probably time to reflect on yourself as a person... Maybe everyone else feels this way too...

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Pesticides 19

one isolated opinion doesn't make op have to question his/her own personality

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stangluv 15

Correct, but a little self reflection doesn't hurt in a situation like this.

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HeartOfLead 24

I heard texting back "k" makes people really angry... Try that.

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gracehi 31

"**** you, you botched abortion! I hate you and never want to see you or even hear your name uttered again! I curse you and hope that your head falls off at an awkward moment and tumbles into the depths of hell followed shortly by the rest of your body!" ... "K."

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