By Jackie - 12/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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marinus_fml 19

It's time to put on your big girl panties now, and move along.

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Jimster1712 0

Reminds me of the dream theater song - its you, not me.

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worldcupcheer17 0

lmao get your act together then girl! prove him wrong!

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pertained 12

dude, that's not innovative. My version was; its not my console, its yours.

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spazmattic 0

*typical reply to OP, NOT #1 so people see my comments before everyone who got there before me*

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garrettsgirl 0

wow he had the balls to say that to you? find someone better!!!

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bubble25_fml 5

regardless of how he put it, you know he meant that. so this is not so much an fml as it is a wakeup call...

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a_nutritionist 10

@39 why would someone better want her when someone you dont even deem to be worthy has no interest in her... "what? that loser doesnt think youre good enough? find someone better!" yeah...likely.

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daBeast155 0

at least he did say " it's not you , it's her ."

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chongers18 0

you should've said ," well your dick was small anyway." :P

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onefinemess 11

#2 is right, honesty is the best policy as they say...

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marinus_fml 19

It's time to put on your big girl panties now, and move along.

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xxlauruh 0

oh god 64, shut the hell up. we get it.

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proxxX069069 7

I've learned I got to keep moving on to the next one :]

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Neorecon19 18

70, so you play date & dump? that's kinda sad.

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Andrew123123 9

64-HAHA! You're an idiot as it actually is "your".

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MaskingTape 2

Maybe he's right and it really was you. Least he was honest.

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iLazy 0

He sounds selfish. Then again there is always two sides to this. Ask him the problem and work on it. Even if you don't wanna get back with him, it could benefit others around you.

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shakeTHEworld 12

Well, maybe it's your attitude or maybe he's grown bored of you.

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Lopee069 4

Omg one person doesnt like you, your life is ruined!!!!!!

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tayza249 20

Ask him what it was about you. It could be helpful in future relationships :)

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kaykay9080 5

Lol you're fat wtf do you know about relationships?

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DPApilot 0

You're 14, what the **** do YOU know about relationships?

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car_ram_rod 3

hi, my name is kaykay9080 and i like to randomly insult strangers on the internet. aren't i the coolest?!1!?!!!

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slushpup9696 12

11 isn't even fat though...

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quadder 0

maybe your a bitch, at least he was honest about it

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