Sarcasm void

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 17:32 - United States - Amherst

Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML
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Hunthas 17

If ever there was a time to whip up some Breaking Bad blue meth this is it :D Best of luck... Bitch!

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mz135 12

Wow I'm sorry OP. My step dad is the same way. What works for me is just explaining to my mom what happened. She usually shuts him up

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Hunthas 17

If ever there was a time to whip up some Breaking Bad blue meth this is it :D Best of luck... Bitch!

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1dvs_bstd 41

maybe OP forgot to inflect. And I concur.. hit me up OP, if you need a posse. I wanna be Gus.

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dipshitpoopyhead 7

I'd be guss up until the part where he gets half his face blown off

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incoherentrmblr 21

If you say you hid them in your ass, will he give you a cavity search?...

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brivielle 15

Tell him you hid it in his room and laugh your ass out while he tears his room down

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thehouseisonfire 8

All this time I was think if Augustus from the fault in our stars

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mz135 12

Wow I'm sorry OP. My step dad is the same way. What works for me is just explaining to my mom what happened. She usually shuts him up

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isisorchid 16

Haha I use my mom as a buffer too. Moms ftw!

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mha8649 8

Your mom sounds like a ****. Parenting should be a united thing. That's probably why your step dad hates you.

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King_Nero 15

Your step dad sounds like a real idiot.

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Nilorak 24

What does a fake idiot sound like? :)

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Welshite 39

A lot like me. But it's fake only about 5% of the time. The rest is genuine.

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Rallred32 20

Maybe people didn't like his joke. Maybe the first couple of people to look at comments have different opinions than the ones later. Ex: I've seen a comment have -30 likes then look at it the next day and see he/she has 60 likes.

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parksejun 11

He's like a 6 year old.. Doesn't understand sarcasm

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nchic01 17

sarcasm is a beautiful thing, but not for idiots

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Senseless_487 29

Judging by his reaction, maybe he wasn't so much concerned as he was looking for a fix, himself.

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LittleBells 17

He was most likely just finding a way to piss you off or yell at you. I found that's what a lot of step-parents do.

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sunnyray812 42

If he's psychotic, I would think any amount of sarcasm isn't a good idea. :/ FYL, though. I hope he can believe you soon.

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LexiDaBae 17

I don't think his father is actually psychotic. He's referring to the way he acts as psychotic.

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isisorchid 16

I think OP meant psychotic as irrationally angry.

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audreyfml1994 15

If you already know how temperamental he is, I can't imagine how using a great deal of sarcasm would've been a good idea. I know it's hard to deal with people like that without lashing out every once in a while, but the best thing that you can do is to just stick it out as best as you can until you're old enough to move out.

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