Miscellaneous: Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months....

By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

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By lalala - 18/07/2010 04:02 - Philippines

Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML

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By fuckingcool - 14/12/2016 20:59 - United States - Ortonville

Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 02:01

Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2016 22:56 - United States - San Bruno

Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML

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By sunshine - 29/06/2017 02:00

Today, I saw my uncle after six months. The first thing he says to me is, 'I didn't even recognize you! You've gained so much weight.' Gee thanks uncle. Just what I wanted to hear. FML

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By squishyboy - 26/05/2009 08:23 - New Zealand

Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, "I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy." FML

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By keisha89 - 22/06/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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tipsy2013 24

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:06

You could lose another 130 pounds or so by dumping her as a friend.

taylor21398 14

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:04

Some best friend you have...

Comments

OgBloodRaven 10

Saturday 28 February 2015 1:21

Hello FML moderator sitting behind your desk holding the power to choose what gets posted and not posted try this on for size. Suck my motherfucking dick you worthless piece of shit. You wouldn't know a joke if it **** slapped you in the face. Keep feeding off other peoples misery. I hope you choke on a dick and die. Oh I almost forgot. Cheers! Yours Truly, OG BloodRaven

Attacksloth 33

Saturday 28 February 2015 1:24

"Thanks, you too"

cheeeksss 29

Saturday 28 February 2015 1:37

^That is usually my default response to things. It gets me in trouble sometimes. Like my aunty saying, "my you've grown up so much I can't believe how big you are!" Me, "thanks, you too." .____.

mistress_paz 30

Saturday 28 February 2015 1:27

My grandmother always said to me, "You've lost weight;" whenever I saw her. But then she also often asked if I had heard from my ex husband (no reason because we didn't have children). I don't understand how someone could show so little tact about weight.