Health: Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on...

By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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By Kristina - 18/02/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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By Sheezey - 24/02/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:25

To rephrase this FML: Today, I told the truth. There were no consequences. FML.

Emperor_Jim 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:19

Um... so ******' what? She's gotten bigger, and you correctly stated this fact. Big deal.

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stickwoman 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:06

first!!!

stickwoman 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 17:20

why has my first comment been removed?

metalfan333 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 17:39

because....Im Old Gregg!!!!!

wordgirl 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 17:52

'Cause you're a dumbasssssss.

braeleigh_king 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:31

ha trruuee that.

Billbo23 0

Friday 5 February 2010 5:37

yes

bobnorris 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 3:54

Host2phats 21

Tuesday 1 December 2015 20:44

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!

killerviral 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:07

first lol that's funny

stickwoman 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:08

no I'm first. sorry :(

angrynegro7 16

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:09

LOL! You don't seem TOO broken up over it!

Julianneisasmurf 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:15

aww poor her and poor you :/

Emperor_Jim 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:19

Um... so ******' what? She's gotten bigger, and you correctly stated this fact. Big deal.

comedychick 1

Friday 5 February 2010 6:05

um no not so what buddy if you don't have something nice to say keep it to ur self that's a dick move

Reyo 2

Friday 5 February 2010 7:14

Yes, because the OP was INTENTIONALLY making a comment about her weight. Moron...

Sinisin2010 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:21

Is it such a bad thing that you are honest. No one is honest anymore and it sickens me, tell people what they want to hear rather then the truth. Honesty is the best policy, anyone hear of that!

howie321 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:31

I'll be honest with you 88, your a chicken shit. muff said.

nightslayer 6

Friday 22 July 2011 17:44

agreed

kagrahamcracka 9

Sunday 8 September 2013 4:18

Seriously. People are either really nice and lie about everything or they are complete assholes. Why can't more people just be honest?

fogrunner 13

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:23

So? Had she perchance gained it in muscles? :)

bananapajama 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:29

women don't gain 45 pounds of muscle.

sum1savemeh 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:53

obviously it's not muscle ppl

janise 2

Friday 5 February 2010 0:53

I believe bananapajama meant women can't gain 45 pounds in muscle in the course of a few months naturally. There's nothing sexist about assuming someone doesn't take drugs and it's also not sexist to state that because women can't gain that much muscle naturally since we don't have enough testosterone. That's not sexism that's biology.

jculb88 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:25

well...you told the truth. f her life

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:25

To rephrase this FML: Today, I told the truth. There were no consequences. FML.

V_S234 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:18

lmao

FearlessLeader 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:41

@11: hahahahahahaha I like your version better lol

buckleB 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:03

hahaXD

TheMalygos 21

Friday 27 February 2015 2:13

So why do our mothers tell us to tell the truth?

uxoriouswidow 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:27

Spin it as a bit of innocent humour, no harm done.

willowbeauty 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:53

Oh yes, because that will make it SO much better. Geez, idiot.

Thunderbender 2

Friday 5 February 2010 0:11

You're right # 16, unless of course he was joking but its not like that was completely obvious or anything oh wait...

realggirl 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:53

I can see this happening because I have said "You too" when people said Happy birthday or something that doesn't pertain to them. FYL.

hehe_oops 2

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:57

haha I do the same thing I had a guy compliment my hair once, and I said "thanks I like yours too" he was bald.…

iheart655 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:07

haha "Happy birthday!", "You too!" awkwaaardd..hahah

Chopperman_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:52

I do the same thing with "thank you"...any time someone thanks me for something, I thank them back by reflex. I have my old summer job to thank for that...