Frozen

By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 10:00

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Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
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whatshername?! 39

It's not that surprising that a 15 year old wants to try sex. Talk to her about it (especially about the place to have sex) and be happy, that they used condoms at all.

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ass 11

Teenagers are gonna do the dirty whether you'd like them to or not, that's just what teens do. On the bright side they were using protection, so at least they're being smart about it

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RichardPencil 30

His brain probably switched to a protective paralysis. If he had control of his muscles, he may have gone on a murder spree.

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Ubehage 32

I hope he would murder himself, then. I see no reason why anyone else should be murdered here.

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whatshername?! 39

It's not that surprising that a 15 year old wants to try sex. Talk to her about it (especially about the place to have sex) and be happy, that they used condoms at all.

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Ubehage 32

Wake up! She's alive and she is 15. Let her live.

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justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

At least they're using protection!

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ass 11

Teenagers are gonna do the dirty whether you'd like them to or not, that's just what teens do. On the bright side they were using protection, so at least they're being smart about it

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