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Could've been worse: "U got an STD...."
Drop out of the race, sis
send him a text "you only have 1 option, and it ain't me"
So did he get a puppy or a kitty? Or a car? A gun?
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“New phone. Who dis?”
I would have texted back....um nope. she can have you. no competition.