By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 730
You deserved it 4 240

Same thing different taste

Comments

cash_monkey72 9

If they died how could they write this idiot?

Thanks for proving that the education system has failed once again.

Did you died????? Not only is it grammatically incorrect, it's impossible since dead people can't answer questions. Smfh.

cash_monkey72 9

Let me fix this comment: "Did you die? Don't worry guys I'm just totally ignoring the fact that OP posted this as an fml signifying that OP is in fact alive after being trapped in the elevator. Why? Well because i'm an idiot." There we go.

ChilledDubstepa 6

My brother died a while ago. That isnt funny at all.

When giving them time off from taking over the world or doing Thriller, my unholy zombie army enjoys perusing FML.

stevenJB 25
gregary 0

Haha u just made my day thank you

bubbles42597 0

so what mr. tough guy? i've gotten in elevators with lots of puss!es and I dont go writting fml's about it ;-)

Woah there muscle man. No need to be all tough over the Internet.

StarFishSteven 5

Maybe because if you weren't full o' shit, and that story were true, it wouldn't be an FML.

Maybe if you didn't scream desperation across the internet, I'd believe you.

SpeshulK 0

51- I thought he was trying to be tough too. That is, until he used ;-)

perdix 29

Compared to a chicken coop, the elevator must seem huge. Did the poor chicken have agoraphobia?