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By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML

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By Crappy - 11/04/2015 12:12 - Canada - Rodney

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

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By dukemisery - 12/12/2016 09:33 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I got stuck in an elevator with my boss and two other coworkers. To lighten the mood, I tried telling a joke. I forgot the punchline halfway through and ended up awkwardly trailing off. We still had 20 minutes to go before maintenance rescued us. FML

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By JeremySayz - 25/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML

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Meat is murder

By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By ClaustrophobicNightmares - 28/03/2014 08:42 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

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rayrayray23 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:01

Lucky!

majorbob10 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:02

Now how did that happen?

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Iknoweverything 29

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:28

Chickens are awesome. Had you thrown something that looked edible in front of it, it would have followed you right into the kitchen. Put some corn in the slow cooker, and you don't even have to try!

upyourzlolz 11

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:30

WAIT. It's the devil!!!

upyourzlolz 11

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:37

You can always cut its head off for mere entertainment.

lolfish1337 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:38

Happy Thanksgiving

DaniPandi 22

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:38

Should've chickened out of going on the elevator.

thetoiletpaper 3

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:39

that is awesome !!

dadof2 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:50

were u on the arc i cant think of a single place in which a human and a chicken share a elevator

kewlkate 9

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:50

Oh, joy!

dhardesty23 8

Thursday 24 November 2011 17:00

how?... please explain

ihatedumbasses 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 17:02

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