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By Anonymous - 08/10/2013 07:09 - China - Shanghai

Today, I got two pieces of mail. One was a fine for not presenting my concession card to ticket inspectors on a train. The other was my concession card. FML

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By LordAdam - 14/06/2009 13:16 - Australia

Today, I accidentally left my concession card in the photocopier. I then got fined for not having a concession card on the train. I was photocopying it for a letter to get out of a fine for not having a concession card. FML

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By Roxas - 14/02/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

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By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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By Blake - 02/11/2021 03:59 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Culpeper

Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 01:59 - Canada - Waterdown

Today, I forgot to pay for my train ride for the first time. Today was also the first time I've ever seen transit security checking for people's tickets and kicking offenders off. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 03:02 - Canada

Today I was very excited to go to the post office to claim a parcel. I didn't know what it could be, so I assumed it was a gift. It turned out to be a speeding ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 00:00

Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML

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By fuck the fucking cops - 16/03/2012 18:41 - Belgium

Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML

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By JadeDemolition - 24/08/2015 01:40 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML

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MrSassypants 33

Tuesday 8 October 2013 12:11

You mean to tell me you didn't even get my love letter? Fine! I'm going to send a hate letter, and it will arrive the same time as my love letter!

mariepastyglue 30

Tuesday 8 October 2013 12:10

Maybe there's a way you can contest the ticket, it wouldn't hurt to try Op...

Comments

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 8 October 2013 12:57

Wait, you mean you didn't get any catalogs, bills, death threats, sweepstakes offers, or other random shit? Am I the only person who gets all that every day?

graceinsheepwear 33

Tuesday 8 October 2013 13:14

I get death threats but that's all.

graceinsheepwear 33

Tuesday 8 October 2013 13:29

Don't cry, Baustigt. At least it's not belly button Oreo crumbs.

Catkam623 27

Tuesday 8 October 2013 15:02

I'd rather have Oreo crumbs then a half eaten sammich.

wantmeasandwich 26

Tuesday 8 October 2013 16:07

I'd rather have the sammich first.

gc327072 30

Tuesday 8 October 2013 18:11

Of course you would, 32.

Palirose 22

Tuesday 8 October 2013 18:38

15, I get a lot of coupons and bills.

blackonblight 32

Thursday 10 October 2013 13:51

No one wastes stamps on death threats, and email is much easier than hand delivery. All my death threats are in my inbox. ...actually no, I don't get death threats. I'm 'lucky' enough that the threats I get are rape threats. %*^!!%*#^! Makes me want to counter with death threats.