By makeyourselfathome - 17/09/2014 12:18 - Australia - Richmond

Today, I got up at 4.30am, like I do every morning, and got ready for work. Just as I was about to walk out the door, my flatmate jumped me and beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower, make toast and clean up before stealing all your shit. FML
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cjwayy 22

You'd think that they'd recognize you as they were punching you in the face.

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sarkaar 30

Can't blame him. He must have thought you to be one of those burglars who like to make a clean getaway.

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creedford 4

He probably didn't hear you showering it eating

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Sakuraashita 15

One of those new live-in burglars... They always start with the fridge...

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Fas4wd 13

Sorry but Lol. It's your own fault I'm laughing, you made your FML sound so damn funny.

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DragonConqueror 11

Haha this is the first on in over a month that made me roll on the floor laughing ;D

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mutukrp 11

That is called revenge for the horrible toast you made my friend in the guise of burglar! :p

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evikeysn 1

So you got up at an ungodly hour and had your ass whooped? And here I thought I had it bad.

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jeriaslovesyou 16

Geez, I'm so curious as to what happened afterwards. .-.

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RogueWarrior869 23

That is terrible! I really hope you were not hurt too badly.

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