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I bet you are ready for some more steel!
YDI for being Magneto
ouch. painful!
Worst prostate exam ever. Especially in the dark.
why were both of you guys in the kitchen at 4:40 anyway?!?
LOL at #29
His balls! They are not made of STEEL!!
That wasn't your brother.
31 What kind of weak arse boots you got?
40 - I work at 5 every morning.. maybe he was getting ready for work or something
29 your avitar is ****** AWESOME!!! O sorry OP that suxs to next time bring a flashlight and some pepper spray next time and spray him in the eyes and kick him in the NUTS THAT'LL TEACH EM
osama is dead hoot hoot
ding dong! osamas dead! osamas dead! osamas dead! ding dong osama bin laden's dead! and good riddance
is your brother captain falcon by chance
why is everyone assuming he got kicked in the balls?
pee in his mouth
shut up..
**** off
2. Man that's MrsBunny's line. lol
your hot!!!
Haha
lol I'm going for the sexiest pic in FML ;)
lol fail bro
im going for sexiest name on FML
Dang. I hope that all of you guys know that #92 did in fact want you to thumb his comment up. Just lettin' you know in case you didn't already.
Almost sounded like you were describing me.
no no, it was her toes, didn't you read the FML?
oh, it actually doesn't say anything about toes. maybe i should have read the FML
Woulda sucked if OP had ingrown toenails and got hit on the toes.
no they were playing hid and go seal In the dark and he was wearing steel toe boots
ya you club a baby seal when you find them :)
with the steel toe, how you feel though, with my foot cramed up ur ass like a *****.
^ best poem ever
or rap..
^win
Bitchin !
Crap.*
I can so see (old) Eminem rapping that.
oh shit nigga!!
Dr Dre! Bitch Please!
124 dont use english to spanish translators it screws it up, and it makes no sense. it should say "No se como, pero puedo hablar español"
Cyanide and Happiness!!
No it should say it in english
No sé*.
OP, I believe you got a night eating syndrome. I suggest you get professional help.
Or maybe op woke up at 4:40 to get ready for an early morning work shift or something like that and simply was going to the kitchen for breakfast? A "syndrome" is quite an assumption on so little information.
ouch... your brother needs to burn that shit
that was not meant to be on this, that was for a chat between a friend and I..... wrong box....
don't expect any emails
Inbox: 0
lmao
Keywords
so, I'm going for the most negative comment on FML. rate this as negative please : ) thanks everybody! but seriously, I don't want any positive rate shit going on.
with the steel toe, how you feel though, with my foot cramed up ur ass like a *****.