Miscellaneous: Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding....

By Rory - 23/07/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML

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By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML

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By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By shades - 09/01/2012 03:43 - United Kingdom

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

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By al0406 - 22/03/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML

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By usmcgirl - 18/11/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

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teqifsha 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 12:03

I think you're allowed to do that.

lives_ppl 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 12:05

I'm sorry but that is too funny

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cwl727 32

Monday 24 March 2014 20:09

Awkward.

hillgerb 16

Wednesday 23 April 2014 22:45

Well at least you're pretty!

pinkbookwormjmw 5

Sunday 27 July 2014 4:12

at least he thinks you're pretty

allisoncat7 8

Monday 28 July 2014 20:15

holy **** that's hilarious

rabid_otaku 29

Friday 26 September 2014 4:51

At least you're hot.

Tyrez 32

Thursday 13 November 2014 21:33

Hopefully that was his way of complimenting you.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 9:30

Awkward.

everythingelena 28

Tuesday 1 December 2015 11:10

so I'm going to assume you didn't talk to your dad for awhile after this situation and that standing in the line for photos was very awkward

Nickimariek 20

Friday 1 April 2016 14:46

I would've been grossed out... but at least you can hold that against him to humiliate him one day... idk

theaustin 16

Monday 15 August 2016 0:03

Dang.

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Dad! No!

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