Health: Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came...

By gerbilmaster - 09/07/2015 21:12 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML

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By GuitarNerd - 23/01/2017 22:41 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 20:00

Today, I came home from surgery to remove my tonsils. It's a much better surgery to have as a kid, because when you get older it's much more painful. I didn't know my mom liked pain killers. I do now, because I have none left and I haven't even taken any yet. FML

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By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 20:34 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 18:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 04:05 - United States - Racine

Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML

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Kids these days…

By daughter - 05/08/2012 07:49 - United States - Kailua

Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML

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By Noname - 21/01/2009 12:36 - Canada

Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

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prostar9993 15

Friday 10 July 2015 11:08

Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle stupid. Hope the apple falls very far from the tree.

amyfann 26

Friday 10 July 2015 11:08

That's so selfish. I'm so sorry OP. :( I hope you're doing ok.

Comments

meli1195 31

Friday 10 July 2015 11:45

a shitty mom

knightmareengage 16

Friday 10 July 2015 11:46

This is where we, the audience, get to plan the second act of this play titled "revenge of the spurned daughter"!!! WHOS WITH ME!!!?? (Chorus of Aye ayes ensue)

trey600rr 22

Friday 10 July 2015 12:57

this is the part where you realize op is a guy!

MissRaindrop 20

Friday 10 July 2015 13:50

Ssshhhh! You'll ruin the plot twist!

Ilsontfous 3

Friday 10 July 2015 11:54

you decided to drive back home by yourself, but under anaesthesia you had an accident in which you died horribly. Your mother, learning that you died by her fault while she was shopping instead of helping you, had a stroke and died immediately, your father not being able to bear such immense pain committed suicide.NOW THAT'S AN FML! bisous bisous

leogachi 15

Friday 10 July 2015 12:06

Your mom is a terrible parent.

logicrules 11

Friday 10 July 2015 12:35

Offer to take your mum shopping somewhere far and drive. Then leave her there with a text saying you need to take care of your own adult responsibilities bitch.

writerchic85 25

Friday 10 July 2015 13:22

Remember this if she ever needs a kidney

Foxrabbit 9

Friday 10 July 2015 13:45

I agree #20

MeAnd 9

Friday 10 July 2015 13:53

Check if she is really ur mom. WTF

simsgirlgem 25

Friday 10 July 2015 14:08

What the hell does she not know anesthesia makes you loopy for a couple hours if it didn't do that none of us would need a ride home

mads_nicole 19

Friday 10 July 2015 14:29

When I had my wisdom teeth out last month, they said they wouldn't even do the surgery if I didn't have someone to drive me. Couldn't they have done something about her getting up to leave?