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By Anonymous - 06/10/2012 18:27 - Philippines - Sucat

Today, I had a big argument with my girlfriend, after she tried to stop me going home, even though it was already past my curfew. I got home, only to find out I'm grounded for staying out late, and dumped for being "inconsiderate". FML

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By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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kappycone 8

Sunday 7 October 2012 2:06

Sounds like she's the one being inconsiderate.

TBelle4Ever 15

Sunday 7 October 2012 2:41

Balls are weak and sensitive. Grow a ******, those things take a pounding.

Comments

trollold 0

Sunday 7 October 2012 6:08

Ohhh the irony. Just go gay

Guilty21 3

Sunday 7 October 2012 6:15

Now that you don't have a girl, you don't have a reason to go anywhere so you won't even notice being grounded

greeneyebeauty9 28

Sunday 7 October 2012 6:17

screw her then!

nashspring 1

Sunday 7 October 2012 6:55

I never graduated from high school and I honestly had no clue there was a different "your".

AsianAdvent 2

Sunday 7 October 2012 9:35

That is no excuse D: Um...get hooked on phonics?

Sitaaboo 6

Sunday 7 October 2012 7:16

Hahahha that's funny. Yeahh, I agree. Not all women are like this but some are and THOSE females are the ones that give us a bad rep. She's the one being inconsiderate. I would be like "Alright... Deuces!"

myztwenty8 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 7:29

should have stayed an f... her

galaxystar2 6

Sunday 7 October 2012 9:06

If you have a curfew, than you are obviously too young to be in a serious relationship. Let it go and move on.

Misskayfoyer 14

Sunday 7 October 2012 18:25

You would be surprised. There are a lot of super strict parents out there. In fact my friend had a curfew up until she moved out of her parents house. (Which was at about 18) personally I've never had a curfew, but I do see what you're saying, since most of my other friends had there curfews go away at about 15-16

AsianAdvent 2

Sunday 7 October 2012 9:29

You are so right, guys like him are dumb! I honor my parents and respect them; family first. When OP moves out of his parents and gets his own crib, then he can do what ever he wants ;)