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Aww you to are already making decisions together! Haha don't fall too much in love you crazy kids it's only the first date.
She must have been boring as hell for him to pull out an excuse like that.
WTF? Why would she leave her place?
WTF? Those magazines actually exist!
Well did you help him?
haha probably yeah just to act as if she didn't care.
44 nice pict. Straight off google images? Thats where my friend got that pict too
Hey, he's just looking for a good third in bed. Cut a guy some slack!
look at OP's username lol
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Aww you to are already making decisions together! Haha don't fall too much in love you crazy kids it's only the first date.
Maybe this was his way of escaping a bad date which was about to get worse?