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By NotRussian - 03/10/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I had a blind date with a really cute guy. Just when I was about to invite him back to my place for a nightcap, he took out a catalog of Russian mail-order brides and asked for my help in picking out the best one. FML

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By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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Don't be that guy

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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Been there, done that

By Anonymous - 05/08/2014 02:00 - United States - New Ulm

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Monday 3 October 2011 12:01

Aww you to are already making decisions together! Haha don't fall too much in love you crazy kids it's only the first date.

abceasyas123abc 12

Monday 3 October 2011 12:04

Maybe this was his way of escaping a bad date which was about to get worse?

Comments

legresley85 1

Tuesday 4 October 2011 2:54

If he is dumb enough to choose a picture of some high maintenance Russian chick, over actually having sex with a real woman then he's an idiot. At the same time, you probably deserve it if your giving it up on the first date.

BD_Swingin 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 2:57

I heard they're nice ladies. :D

Missyfumi 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 3:05

That just made my night.

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 4:29

Isn't that kinda like human trafficking?

st0815 9

Tuesday 4 October 2011 8:07

No, trafficking would mean to lure someone into another country under false pretenses and then make them work as prostitutes or something like that. These woman voluntarily seek a husband in another country.

moonspellpecado 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 6:46

It's an old trick to get out of a bad date

tayleebeans101 5

Tuesday 4 October 2011 7:07

Ahahahaha I need that but for grooms lol

lulzmylife 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:02

Well, that's certainly a creative way of telling you that he wasn't into you. On the plus side, at least it happened before you invited him back to your place? Awwwwkward. Oh, and also--sex on the first date? Really? So classy.