Work: Today, I had a booth at a very expensive craft show. My grandma...

By soldnone - 18/11/2012 10:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had a booth at a very expensive craft show. My grandma came to show her support. While there, she managed to knock over my display, get in the way of potential buyers and take down a rather old lady when she supposedly stumbled. This all happened in the first five minutes she was there. FML

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By NoRespect - 22/05/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I spent an hour setting up a delicate display stand at work. Not five minutes later, a woman barged in with her little kid, who immediately went up to the display and tipped the whole thing over. When I called attention to the mother, she just scoffed, "Isn't this your job?" and left. FML

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By brokenglass - 24/03/2021 21:30

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2015 02:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I turned to face the cashier at the supermarket, I managed to knock over an entire display of gift cards with my backpack. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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The customer is almost always annoying

By minimoonpie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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Butter fingers

By two-hours-to-pick-up - 09/10/2009 09:46 - Australia

Today, I was in a fancy department store. I was wearing my travel backpack. I was turning around after paying at the checkout and my backpack hit a metre-tall display covered with necklaces. It went crashing to the floor, hitting another display table laden with jewelry that collapsed under it. FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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Novennial 4

Sunday 18 November 2012 16:37

I bet you wish "grandma got run over by a reindeer" right about now.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 18 November 2012 16:40

I guess she didn't tell you that she had a competing booth at the other side of the show. That's pure sabotage. Grandma: 1 You: 0

Comments

StanSmith2013 26

Sunday 18 November 2012 22:29

Maybe it is time to find her a care home or some support?

Tamz13 2

Monday 19 November 2012 0:29

Enjoy grandma while you have her OP. From the whole description of the episode, sounds like she's just a natural klutz. Next time, bring one of those little folding camp chairs( they're pretty comfy) put her in it & have her hand out leaflets about your stuff or price lists for you. Quality time with Grandma, she gets to feel special for helping, & tucked safely in a chair she hopefully won't cause any major calamities. Win all around.

1R1X0X0 10

Monday 19 November 2012 1:13

Show some respect, dude! She came just for you and I don't think that she did that all on purpose to blame you.. You could start being more thankful to your grandma.

SoylentCandycorn 10

Monday 19 November 2012 1:34

If I was a grandma, I'd like to know when I was being the opposite of helpful, rather then being treated like a moron or a toddler.

SoylentCandycorn 10

Monday 19 November 2012 1:36

That being said, I miss my grandma like crazy. Even though she always supported me in creative pursuits like this and would never mess up my stall accidentally or no, I'd give anything to have her mess up my stall. Grandmas aren't around forever!