Health, Doctor and Miscellaneous: Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done....

By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By Craptastic - 15/09/2018 15:00

Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML

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Ight imma head out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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My body hates me

By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

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By Gasman - 15/07/2017 15:30 - New Zealand

Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML

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Nervous?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to my GP to discuss my anxiety. As I was explaining my symptoms, I accidentally farted loudly due to my nervousness. The doctor paused and said, "Well, let's address that as well." FML.

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

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HurriKaty 4

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:19

Hey, well he asked you to pretend like you were using the bathroom, so you did...

HeyitsPheddy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:46

Women don't fart. So this is a fake.

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HurriKaty 4

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:19

Hey, well he asked you to pretend like you were using the bathroom, so you did...

Ughsucks 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:48

Indeed.... To the OP: Don't worry OP, you didn't have a chance with the doctor anyway. I'm sure you realize, he's probably at home banging his trophy wife right now.

sloppyflow 1

Saturday 5 March 2011 19:29

or trophy husband

murlocholmes 5

Saturday 25 June 2011 0:55

... did no one notice the doctor close his eyes and shudder at the exact same time?

Krystal3408 32

Thursday 8 August 2013 9:56

Yeah just be like "we'll that's what acting is, Trying to make people believe you're really in the situation"

xxmollyxx 25

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:20

Surely that must happen all the time. Still embarrassing tho

curryndricegirll 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:07

actually...that's the whole point. they actually can't do surgery if you have gas. if you do...they give you medicine to let it all out. so yeah, he actually was trying to get you to fart.