By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
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2hoesNaBagel 0

yea the attention gets crazy there needs to be more ppl like you, but olis gonna go drink, goodnight ladies goodnight autumn

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sammiller4 3

me too except some guys are a little annoying with the sexual jokes

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autumn16 0

ahh I have a sparkly unicorn she's hot pink and has flouresent orange hair (:

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aback 4

Keep a jar under the bed. Less strain on the wall.

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2hoesNaBagel 0

hahah what If I was tho?!

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autumn16 0

thanks! (: goodnight my new friend ((: bye ^_^

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autumn16 0

I love mw2 though I make fun of ppl and mess around with them.. lol

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sammiller4 3

uh yea I wasn't complaining about playing mw2 just about some ppl which I mute so :p

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2hoesNaBagel 0

what's your gamertag autum lol

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