Nightmare mode

By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
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Welshite 39

Somehow I think you would be one of the first to go in a horror movie.

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photogirlinlove 16

She must think you're a real knockout.

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mareike 16

Well at least she told you what happend :)

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sammiaaron 16

was it supposed to be some big secret or something?

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supr_sexy 9

she atleast put you back on bed. i'd have left you there,instagrammed and tweeted the funny story.

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countryguy91290 16

Ouch sorry to hear that OP. At least she was nice enough to put you back in bed

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cprad11 12

Well, she is his wife.

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PANDORUM89 21

idk I mean she lifted a man (dead weight) and put him back in bed. I couldn't lift my bf dead weight and he is not in any way fat and I'm not a weakling. so more like kudos to her arms for being able to lift him.

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teentee401 36

Usually though after a blow to the head like that, it's dangerous to let the person go back to sleep, just in case there is some brain damage or a concussion.

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Welshite 39

Somehow I think you would be one of the first to go in a horror movie.

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photogirlinlove 16

She must think you're a real knockout.

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cacheson 41

Could have been worse... She could have just left you there. Or it could have been raining.

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RoseCrystal 17

Are you referencing the It's Raining, It's Pouring nursery rhyme?

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cacheson 41

The movie young Frankenstein. "Could be worse... Could be raining" cue rain

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deathstroke990 22

that,,, doesn't apply here,,

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itw 6

I thought it was funny! Man this comment section is kinda harsh!

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cacheson 41

That comment applies anywhere you can say "could be worse".... That's the whole point! :)

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Moskaaa7 26

Maybe she was too sleepy herself to realise what had happened. I might have just fell asleep too.

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Miss_Chevious 37

Am I the only one who pictured his wife calmly watching this while scenario as she read a book by lamplight, then slowly roll her eyes and continue doing what she did?

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syki 22

Probably, because the FML says that she was sleeping before this all happened and went back to sleep after. :P

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isnobodyhere 32

Good thing you woke up!

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