Today I had a friend over to my apartment for drinks. She used...

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2017 23:56

Today I had a friend over to my apartment for drinks. She used the bathroom before leaving. Later, I realize I had left my butt plug on the counter to dry. FML.

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Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

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