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By sickened - 21/09/2014 18:23 - United Kingdom - Gateshead

Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2020 14:00

Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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xyadove 8

Sunday 21 September 2014 23:30

Why would you say no? Everyone has their fetishes, let him be.

urdirtyolduncle 15

Monday 22 September 2014 1:41

Who the hell sells used underwear ?

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superspooky 13

Monday 22 September 2014 2:37

why would you sell your used underwear? you're calling the old guy a perv for buying them, but what about YOU for selling them?

Dcm210 19

Monday 22 September 2014 3:18

YDI for selling used underwear.

helloneal 5

Monday 22 September 2014 3:38

You should have jacked up the price. I bet he would have paid enough for you to buy an all new wardrobe for the underwear you were currently wearing.

captainsmegma 12

Monday 22 September 2014 3:43

Dear if your that broke you should have tripled the price and told him you'd wear each pair for an hour. Seasoned panties sell for a premium.

djminichip 4

Monday 22 September 2014 3:43

Messed up...

Drapoon103100 12

Monday 22 September 2014 3:56

Man that really sucks for you OP. Look on the bright side though, you probably made his year by doing that. People like what they like.

Jboo333 3

Monday 22 September 2014 4:00

def not true that NO ONE sells used underwear. when I lived in new mexico youd ALWAYS see used underwear and poeple would ALWAYS buy them. And no not people with fetishes, hispanics love yard sales and theyll buy anything (no not all of them just saying most in NM) and some of them buy it to take it to their family in mexico. It happens more than you think.... Just because shes sells used underwear is no use for name calling to her if someone wants to buy them from her then WHO CARES.

Kougeru 12

Monday 22 September 2014 4:19

Not a good arguments. Hispanics being disgusting is already a stereotype. Selling used underwear is disgusting and anyone that isnt a perv wouldnt buy them. No matter how much you "Clean" them, there's always gonna be some bacteria left over. It's not safe.