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By Noname - 17/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML

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By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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By suckatlifeeexo - 25/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I was at a swim meet. I was on a relay team and I was the anchor. My team was in 1st. I was ready to dive in when I saw my tampon string was hanging out of my suit. I freaked, slid off the block, and fell on top of the guy before me and gave him a concussion. We got DQed for a false start FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By Doodle - 02/08/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm because we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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acc093 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:34

and #4, shut up you dont have a right to call any of it gross until you actually have to experience it. which you wont considering you're a guy, an arrogant and ignorant one.

acc093 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:32

agh! feel so bad for you. my periods pretty crazy too. i remember about 2 years ago i thought mine had ended too, and i got up from my seat in class and when i was about to sit back down i noticed the people around me staring at me. i looked down and my seat was all red and smudged with blood. yikess.. but then again, at least it wasnt caught on tape.....

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andelizastrin 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:18

#63, noname is the default name for someone who posts anonymously. Why do so many people not seem to understand that???

blink182lover 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:15

i feel your pain, im also a gymnast, and at meets i never used to wear underwear, that is, until i went to the bathroom only to notice some discharge leaked through my leo. FML

KingsofOmega 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:10

YDI tbh, you should be more careful.

aatomkins 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:01

#11 everyone is ment to get their period. Otherwise its no children duhhh...... and its not a good thing not getting it. Worse than actually getting it. #4 shutup D*CK

GargleThyBallSac 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 6:15

#11 my 8th grade promotion ceremony is tomorrow and even though I'm a guy. I'm scared for a girl if that happens. I mean that's really embarrasing. I wouldn't want that to happen to anyone

_musical_addict_ 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:28

Any boy commenting on here has absolutely no ******* right to talk. None whatsoever. You don't get periods. You don't know how painful, frustrating, annoying, and at times humiliating they are. Plus, it's true, if it wasn't for us girls and how our bodies function, you wouldn't ******* be here. Besides, boys couldn't handle it anyway, so ignorant, insensitive pricks like #4 can **** off. To OP, this is an unfortunate experience that has happened at least once to almost every girl. Don't let it get you down! I know it's hard, been there myself, but you will get over it :)