Health and School: Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up....

By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By commando - 27/09/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

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By Concert Flatulent - 10/07/2012 04:44 - United States - Marshall

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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Stealing the scene

By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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Make an entrance, not a scene

By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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By anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 26 October 2018 10:31

Aunt Flo seems to be visiting a lot of ladies who are posting on FML at the moment. I hope your peers were mature enough not to laugh, or make fun of you.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Wednesday 28 November 2018 14:03

It happens to a lot of people I'm sure OP Go get freshened up, make a joke and bring on the music

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 26 October 2018 10:31

Aunt Flo seems to be visiting a lot of ladies who are posting on FML at the moment. I hope your peers were mature enough not to laugh, or make fun of you.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Wednesday 28 November 2018 14:03

It happens to a lot of people I'm sure OP Go get freshened up, make a joke and bring on the music

imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

Wednesday 28 November 2018 19:00

Sheesh your friend could have been a bit more discreet about it.

chessu 21

Wednesday 28 November 2018 19:27

I must be quite lucky with mine, but never has my period started so unexpectedly as in these FMLs. You kind of know when to expect it and the first day is more of warning drops than actual flow that would leak through layers of cloth..

raven_of_azarath 34

Wednesday 28 November 2018 20:34

Before I got on birth control, mine wasn’t regular. And it would come full force (often, I was close to passing out the first few days). Sure, I would cramp before, but I was young and didn’t quite know the difference between period cramps and needing to poop cramps.