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By Noname - 17/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML

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By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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By suckatlifeeexo - 25/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I was at a swim meet. I was on a relay team and I was the anchor. My team was in 1st. I was ready to dive in when I saw my tampon string was hanging out of my suit. I freaked, slid off the block, and fell on top of the guy before me and gave him a concussion. We got DQed for a false start FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By Doodle - 02/08/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm because we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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acc093 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:34

and #4, shut up you dont have a right to call any of it gross until you actually have to experience it. which you wont considering you're a guy, an arrogant and ignorant one.

acc093 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:32

agh! feel so bad for you. my periods pretty crazy too. i remember about 2 years ago i thought mine had ended too, and i got up from my seat in class and when i was about to sit back down i noticed the people around me staring at me. i looked down and my seat was all red and smudged with blood. yikess.. but then again, at least it wasnt caught on tape.....

Comments

woolymittens 11

Monday 16 April 2012 23:24

Ohh man my period is pretty messed up too ): I remember a few months ago it was pretty heavy and i was sat in class and when I stood up it was ALL over the seat! I was so embarrassed cos everyone saw, periods are so messy, you feel awful sometimes! Don't worry OP, it's not your fault. :)

elizabeth713 8

Thursday 27 September 2012 7:48

That sucks big time but I know I would have used a tampon just in case... Now you know for next time

Proughboy 7

Sunday 6 January 2013 5:19

Ok I'm no genius on female anatomy, but why did your coach have to let you know that you're on your period? Wouldn't you notice that your ****** was bleeding? Haha this is a legit question, though. I slept during health class in eighth grade

erinlee0103 13

Friday 11 October 2013 0:26

In my experience, you can't actually feel the blood coming out. You can feel dampness in your underwear (or pad) later, but other than that there's no real sign of what's actually going on. Some girls get cramps right before, but it obviously does not apply in OPs case.

quackImapenguin 16

Saturday 28 December 2013 10:31

Sometimes towards the end it stops for half a day or so and then starts again.

Dpac7 19

Sunday 20 October 2013 4:20

All these days I thought pink outline around the profile pictures meant its a female and blue, a male. After seeing the comments here I've started to doubt it.

143amandaott 10

Tuesday 3 December 2013 23:43

That sucks...I would be so embarrassed!!:/ #lol ~say fierce~

fivehuskies 6

Friday 13 June 2014 23:01

Did he upload it to the internet?

xXmrmayorXx 21

Tuesday 27 January 2015 3:32

GymnastPassion 11

Monday 30 March 2015 12:41

I was at a gymnastics meet too at the time thinking since my periods were still irregular I would be fine. Of course this is the time my period comes a month after the last one! I couldn't do anything, but let my period seep into my leotard because we couldn't leave the area.

Kristen320 21

Wednesday 13 May 2015 9:22

My last period was month and a half long... I agree. They suck.

ApricotQueen 17

Sunday 16 October 2016 20:58

while I sympathise with you, I also have to ask how you didn't realise you were bleeding? like generally people know when they're having their period.