Miscellaneous: Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed...

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 01:23 - Japan

Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML

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By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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By brooklyn0118 - 12/09/2018 15:00

Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML

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By fecal romance - 23/11/2013 10:32 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2018 15:00

Today, after spending 12 hours desperately searching everywhere I could think of, I'm forced to admit I left my wedding ring in the bathroom of the hotel suite we just spent our honeymoon in, on the literal other side of the planet. I am a dead man. FML

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Lost

By Anonymous - 25/01/2022 11:01

Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML

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Lord of the lost rings

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 18:00

Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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Ex-Lax Time

By savagepixie - 01/06/2019 14:09

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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Panic on the streets of Sydney

By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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twenty2182 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

Full of vitamins and minerals. Your body thanks you.

RIKANA 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:30

WOW!? that must have been one crazy dream

Comments

redbluegreen 40

Monday 15 June 2009 10:53

I guess swallowing can save your marriage. Does your husband know?

153rdTrooper 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:32

hahahahah I just got that... ******* genius.

um_duh 0

Monday 15 June 2009 10:54

Have fun sifting through poo!

Tashaxox 0

Monday 15 June 2009 10:54

Haha #21 FTW

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 15 June 2009 11:05

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man.

OmniFML 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:22

Hey there, don't be upset. You probably made that doctor's day! It's a hilarious story for everyone. You could even try and surprise your spouse with a second proposal! "Hey hunny, come check out this awesome turd I just took!"

MBG_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:28

lol id hate to be the one searching for it afterwards :D FYL indeed

cheapsheep_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:45

Wow. I can't even swallow a pill let alone a wedding ring. XDD but you know at least it's gonna sparkle and shine when it's out. ;D LMAO.

iloveeyouuxD 9

Friday 29 July 2011 7:47

me noether!

zveltsen 2

Monday 15 June 2009 12:15

Agreed with #3 lol. Hope you got your ring back safe and sound tho. o_O

AnotherStranger2 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:19

#3, That's the point of this website. OP: Oh, good god. Ew. >x< That suuuuuucks. Use tweezers or picks?

lilceej 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:33

I woke up from a weird dream once in which I repeatedly (playfully, yet very firmly) bit my boyfriend in the shoulder. After sleepily conversing with him for a few minutes, I realized that I actually had bit him. I left teeth marks. Sucks more for you, though. Hey, just get it steam-cleaned, it will be fine. I think this kind of thing happens a lot more than people think.