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Happy birthday, Op! It's today, right?...
No, it's tomorrow. Wanna fight about it?
Well, OP may get to celebrate 3 birthdays! Hoorah!
When in doubt check Facebook
Unless, #85, she has entered a fake D.O.B... People do this
Me: "Happy bday!" Friend: "Oh, it's not my birthday silly! I just changed my birthday on Facebook because I like this day better :)" Me: Are you ******* kidding me.. True story.
Real men would remember their girlfriend's birthdays.
Not sure what defines a "real man" in your book.. I know in mine it includes things like defending yourself and family, not remembering dates.
James Bond and the Marlborough man. They charm the ladies, beat up the bad guys, rope steers, know how to pick the right champagne and never forget their girlfriends birthday.
Real men know what matters to girls... And usually dates matter. My boyfriend learned quickly you get the best sex when you get to the girls heart, by rememberin the little things :) you should try it.
In my opinion a real man is someone who treats ladies with respect, which includes remember her birthday, and does not treat their women poorly or like they are a piece a property. Yes all women look for different things in a man, whether it be masculinity or a more sensitive side, but all men should be respectful and chivalrous.
It's actually FMyLife... ****, I believe, is implied.
An we give a **** about this why?!?! Lol you people are sad
87, You're on FML. Get used to it.
"Her birthday's on February 31st!" "No, you idiot! It's on December 32, duh! " *both look at OP* "Right?? " You pick winners, OP.
Nuff' said.
Or if i were op, "**** it" threesome*
I laughed so hard I snorted.
Just be proud you're worth a fight.
This seems more like a "I know more about her than you do, HA!" than a fight for her affection.
Well then just be proud you're worth being mentioned.
At least they...care?
Sounds like they are equally stupid and not worth your time OP. But, you could share the same trait just for giving either of them the time of day. :/
It could've been worse; your ex could have remembered your birthday!
At least you have two people willing to fight over you. Pick up a camera and place some bets!
The only way they'd remember that is if her mom is a MILF ;)
Mouse in lilac frock? I'd remember that.
Most Intelligent Little Fornicator is what I was going for, actually. I guess I should've explained myself! Besides, I'm not a huge fan of moles. If anything, it'd be a freckle in a fedora that'd catch my eye...
Sounds like you only date morons. So who is the real fool here?
All of them.
Everybody plays a fool... Sometiiiimesss
There's no exception to the rule...
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"Her birthday's on February 31st!" "No, you idiot! It's on December 32, duh! " *both look at OP* "Right?? " You pick winners, OP.
Happy birthday, Op! It's today, right?...