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By lostintellct - 11/05/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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By Tag - 31/08/2013 04:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML

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By Scumbagmemory - 22/01/2012 04:17 - United States

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By john - 04/05/2012 19:14 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

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sole21000 0

Monday 11 May 2009 12:15

Maybe it's serendipity? Maybe you just made a new friend? Or maybe you just wasted an hour of your life. Meh

elanajoy 0

Monday 11 May 2009 12:16

I agree with #2...the whole situation sounds lovely in a way..

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wotchersarah 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 7:27

reminds me of "Jenny" from Flight of the Conchords

suckingatlife 9

Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:27

I think that is sweet!

CurdledMilk 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:24

Actually, I think this is amazing. You made yourself a new friend. You two got to talk to strangers, y'know. It's beautiful, really.

Qlue1988 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 18:29

This actually happens to me a lot... but in text.. never really over the phone. lol xD

suckingatlife 9

Tuesday 12 May 2009 18:48

lol nice

steeeeeve 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:42

it's not so much beautiful as it is dumb...try being honest next time instead of being a politician ; )

asxp10 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:23

So he got your name right? How could this continue if he didn't know your name?

GiannaxRevenge 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 7:40

Everything happens for a reason, right?

rachelbrianna25 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:31

lol that's awesome. lol.

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Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:15

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