By catsofly7 - 30/01/2011 13:43 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML
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thelargestidiot 0

Man that sucks, dump that zero and find a hero!

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HesJustTheBest 0

Your boyfriend is probably one of those old fashioned gentlemen who think women don't belong in the workplace because it should be up to him to provide for the two of you. Be gracious you have a boyfriend that lets you sleep in while he works his hands to the bone everyday for you.

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macskapingvin 0

I'm not sure working his hands to his bone will earn them any money...

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HesJustTheBest 0

I take it you haven't heard of this ancient timely expression; it means working very hard. Furthermore, have you ever heard of sperm donation?

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macskapingvin 0

Of course I know this ancient timely expression. I then employed an ancient comic device known as innuendo.

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Mervin22 6

You should "forget" to take your birth control pills. That would teach him a lesson!

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HesJustTheBest 0

Yeah, because mothers love bastard children. Better yet she should buy a chastity belt.

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MrRawwr84 0

so having a baby is a bad thing your saying? you need to grow the **** up... seriously

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yesiyes 0

having a baby with THAT kinda guy probably is

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Mervin22 6

@ #27 Maybe you should calm down and take you medication

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TheDrifter 23

27 was raised to believe that more babies will solve all of life's monetary problems. He's still young, give him time and he might realize that the world can do Metternich than a glut of bastard "revenge" babies.

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MrRawwr84 0

68 you dont know me you will never know me, so dont go on like u do by talking about my upbringing and my beliefs... did i state i was raised to believe babies solve lifes momentary problems? no, I just said he needs to grow up because the way in which he spoke about forgetting to take birth control pills sounded very narrow minded and shallow... your an idiot dont reply back

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ky765 0

it is if u didnt discuss it wit ur partner and if ur having obe with thst dick

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aback 4

He's probably afraid a job would take your attention away from him, not to mention give you the funds to get away from his silly ass. Sounds like a real winner!

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aback 4

Whoa--looks like he's got all his dumbassed buddies reading the site, too!

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DocBastard 38

You should jokingly kick him in the groin as you jokingly move out and jokingly dump his stupid, immature ass.

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FThatLife001 0

[SARCASM]... and he should jokingly press charges against her or jokingly hurt her, too.[/SARCASM]

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SmallTownCutie 0

37- I don't get your joke?

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thelastavailable 13

If 37 were not to state in the most obvious way possible that what they were writing was not to be taken seriously or acted upon, they would be bombarded torrents of abuse about being a wife beater/sue-loving American/waste of space.

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yummycupcakegirl 0

Dump him:( He's the dumbass and isn't worth it.

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Doortje 29

Looks like he's the one who'll be paying for dinner, the movies etc. That is, of course, if you're still with him.

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Keyman1212 14

I fail to see the fml. Oh, he really pulled the wool over your eyes! Cars have clocks. Use it.

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Mezza_fml 0

I regularly go outside, get into the car, turn it on and check the time before going back inside to get ready! You have a brain. Use it.

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CeeCee_fml 16

Fool, why would you do all that when you have an alarm clock right next to you?

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Bobissmall 13

Yeah what the **** is this shit? Are people reading this FML wrong or some thing? When i get up, i look at my alarm clock, get ready, glance at my phone to see messages (obviously not checking the time AGAIN) then leave.

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oulalah_fml 5

Mezza I feel for you.. being thunbed down like this, people don't get sarcasm nowadays..

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Badjuju7711 0

Wow you don't have a second clock to make sure your primary isn't 'on time' lolololol

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Aerious 0

Phones have clocks; OP should've set two alarms just in case.

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wtfimnotgay 0

when i read this fml, the first thing i noticed was the unneeded! after the time. and i noticed it was spaced !

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Aerious 0

This FML has horrible grammar, I'm oblivious to how it was accepted.

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Pazu_fml 10

Why are people downvoting this? If any boyfriend of mine cost me a job interview in this economy, you bet I'd dump his ass.

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