Work: Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it...

By notsolucky - 12/02/2011 15:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML

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You deserved it 31 292

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

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Today, after going to bed at a decent time last night so I could get up early, I overslept. Not only that, I thought today was the day of my job interview, so I rushed to get ready and go. As I parked in the parking lot, I realized today was the day before said interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2013 17:41 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML

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By catsofly7 - 30/01/2011 13:43 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 13:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML

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By nocanhaz - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a job interview. The person giving me my interview was late, and while waiting for them I fell asleep. When they arrived, they didn't even bother interviewing me because they thought I was irresponsible since I fell asleep because they were late. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 16:56 - Canada - Orleans

Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML

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By mylifesucks22 - 29/12/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML

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By Seriouslynow - 22/05/2016 17:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up at 6:30 this morning, but I didn't have to be at work till 11. I walked the dog, made breakfast and read for a little bit. I then woke up again at 11:30. FML

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Wait here

By ignored - 28/09/2019 00:01 - Canada

Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML

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Saturday 12 February 2011 20:07

Alarm clock(;

Doortje 29

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:11

Just wish you would still be on time. 11:11 wishes always come true.

Comments

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:07

Alarm clock(;

TheDrop 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:50

what is that? I never heard of it

randiZ25 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 21:20

it's one Uh dem new contraptions dat dinga lings whens its time to wake up

FML858 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 5:04

^LMAO

VinegarStrokes 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:01

Wow... You REALLY wanted that job, huh?

Mil92 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 22:35

You shoulda made a wish that the interviewer was also late, durr

elainelovesyou 7

Monday 14 February 2011 7:03

#42 - Haha, right.

iDorkieRawr 14

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:09

Uh Oh ! D: That's lame !

nowIshallrise 0

Monday 14 February 2011 8:21

I know, right? Who believes in that 11:11 crap anyway? -__-

flybye 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:09

Hahaha. Make a wish, sucker. Set the alarm next time, idiot.

Doortje 29

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:11

Just wish you would still be on time. 11:11 wishes always come true.

seximexi911 10

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:14

haha make a wish!!! hopefully it wasn't a HUGE interview

seximexi911 10

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:58

duh, make a wish on 11:11

derpherp 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:14

_φ(･_･ Hm....'Idiot'.... How?

derpherp 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:25

Thanks :D. _φ(･_･ Now, maje a penis joke(；´Д`A

whitewoods 3

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:25

The job probably would've sucked anyway. You'll be a lot more productive unemployed and broke. Maybe you should try panhandling or begging, I hear they make bank.