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By bowler - 13/12/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at the bowling alley. The manager was busy and asked if I could wait. Let's just say I've never bowled before, and I wanted to know how deep the hole was on the bowling ball. The interview ended with him spitting on my finger, trying to get it out. FML

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By ADH2000 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2014 17:24 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML

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Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By boo - 27/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML

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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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By maddyUnderstood - 31/05/2019 00:00

Today, I went into a job interview for Quizno's. The boss there talked to me for an hour and half about everything on God's green earth. She noticed I was a certified swim instructor. I left Quizno's with no job, but with an appointment to teach the boss how to swim tomorrow at 9 a.m. FML

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oopsiess 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:47

You tried to get a job at a bowling alley and youve never bowled before? YDI

justdancebbyx3 7

Monday 14 December 2009 1:39

Who the **** cares if you're first

Comments

Shutsuji 3

Monday 14 December 2009 1:37

There are two hole sizes. Also first.

wiiareonfire 0

Friday 19 March 2010 4:02

Heh. hole sizes.

GreekYogurt 26

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:09

Douche

justdancebbyx3 7

Monday 14 December 2009 1:39

Who the **** cares if you're first

theF22willkillyo 0

Monday 14 December 2009 4:51

Obviously you do cause you're bringing it up

cerebellum_fml 0

Monday 14 December 2009 7:26

*shudders, PTSD last night with your mom.

bombchelle 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:43

I work at a bowling alley, and I wasn't stupid enough to do that. YDI.

sdcrazy1018 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:44

Egh did the spit turn you on?

oopsiess 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:47

You tried to get a job at a bowling alley and youve never bowled before? YDI

null_fml 11

Monday 14 December 2009 2:00

This. OP, you never would have gotten it anyway.

KayOh37 0

Monday 14 December 2009 3:56

agreed! ydi

onceuponablack 0

Monday 14 December 2009 4:24

this is exactly what i was thinking. obviously you should be working...other places.

bombchelle 0

Monday 14 December 2009 11:30

i'd never bowled and i work at a bowling alley. doesn't mean you can't pick the sport up. there's a first time for everything.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Monday 14 December 2009 1:47

Wow! OP, you are too stupid to get any kind of job.

TomPusslicker 21

Wednesday 13 April 2011 15:18

wouldnt you have loved to be there to see her get spit on, with her sausage fingers stuck in a bowling ball? that sounds like youtube material to me, maybe we can track down security tapes.

pandabearsmiles 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 21:58

OP doesn't necessarily have "sausage fingers". Jeez. With different hole sizes, if OP used too small of a hole, yeah, it gets stuck.

Newbie21 1

Monday 14 December 2009 1:49

eww that's so gross

daowdedo 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:50

curiosity killed the cat. wow, you've never bowled before?! interesting.

Tigg3r 3

Monday 14 December 2009 1:53

Okay first of all How the hell have you never bowled before?! Oh wait, you live in Ohio never mind. Second of all, you should've gotten soap, not spit. That's disgusting. Third of all, how the hell do you get you finger stuck in a bowling ball? It's called if it wont go in, don't force it.

whatevershesaid 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:49

That's what she said. In bed. Last night.

betty66 3

Monday 14 December 2009 2:55

ooooh yeah ;)

123289 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:30

tigg3r you totally win

Phoenix_fml 13

Monday 14 December 2009 1:57

Well, at least you were smart enough to use your finger and not something else

W76 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:03

shes a girl...

Feverrotes 15

Monday 14 December 2009 2:11

she could've stuck her nipple in there to check the size instead of her finger, it probably wouldn't have gotten stuck. But if it did, she would've gotten the job.