By bowler - 13/12/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at the bowling alley. The manager was busy and asked if I could wait. Let's just say I've never bowled before, and I wanted to know how deep the hole was on the bowling ball. The interview ended with him spitting on my finger, trying to get it out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 710
You deserved it 33 465

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You tried to get a job at a bowling alley and youve never bowled before? YDI

justdancebbyx3 7

Who the **** cares if you're first

Comments

"spit makes the best lube" -- Jenna Jameson

fml1358 0

wow you are such a freaking idiot. why would you try to stick your finger into a bowling ball as far as you could. and also, you should've just asked the person who was interviewing you because they could have known the answer.

Hey there's a funny site similar to FML but where visitors can tell their darkest secrets: www.whatasecret.com

You mean a creepy site? Because none of those are funny.. just strange.

I cannot come up with a word to describe how horrid that sight is...

When you do something stoopid - and are not sure what to do about it - ASK! You look like a moron spitting on your finger. You should have just admitted your lack of knowledge and played it off. It's a bowling alley - they have oil!

I have to think this is fake just because of how dumb it is. If its true then you're a freakin moron and ydi!

badphoneguy_fml 0

i just wanna know...did you get the job? lol

This wouldn't happen. People don't just spit on people's fingers. I'm sure they'd have some other solution.. or at least you'd be the one spitting...

Squizzy_fml 0

One question: Wouldn't it be a tad less disgusting if err...I dont know.. YOU Spat on your finger if you couldn't find another solution? YLS

...you jammed your finger into the holes of a bowling ball, which were clearly too small for your fingers? On every bowling ball I've ever seen, if the holes are too small it takes effort to jam your fingers in the whole way. YDI, shouldn't have tried stuffing your fingers into those holes, should have found a different bowling ball.