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"spit makes the best lube" -- Jenna Jameson
Hey there's a funny site similar to FML but where visitors can tell their darkest secrets: www.whatasecret.com
You mean a creepy site? Because none of those are funny.. just strange.
I cannot come up with a word to describe how horrid that sight is...
When you do something stoopid - and are not sure what to do about it - ASK! You look like a moron spitting on your finger. You should have just admitted your lack of knowledge and played it off. It's a bowling alley - they have oil!
I have to think this is fake just because of how dumb it is. If its true then you're a freakin moron and ydi!
This wouldn't happen. People don't just spit on people's fingers. I'm sure they'd have some other solution.. or at least you'd be the one spitting...
...you jammed your finger into the holes of a bowling ball, which were clearly too small for your fingers? On every bowling ball I've ever seen, if the holes are too small it takes effort to jam your fingers in the whole way. YDI, shouldn't have tried stuffing your fingers into those holes, should have found a different bowling ball.
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You tried to get a job at a bowling alley and youve never bowled before? YDI
Who the **** cares if you're first