By jwshrieky - 05/01/2012 16:00 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML
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jwshrieky 0

It was an 'Oh Jesus.. Ive had you between my legs and now you're the decider on whether or not I actually get to make money off of my brand new nursing degree' moment. :-D

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Shayton 12

Have sex with him. Get job. Problem solved.

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Jorcar 8

It sounds like you'll have a smashing good time at work if you get the job.

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asmith2104 2

At least all sexual harassment charges are out the window now

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cobanjo 2

I don't think he cared that u didn't call back

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jobsman99 0

Maybe you need to have sex with him again. At least a ******** for him.

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Aerofresh 3

As Lauryn hill said, "Now don't you understand man universal law What you throw out comes back to you, star Never underestimate those who you scar Cause karma, karma, karma comes back to you hard" YDI

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misterme101 2

I think you did the one night stand backwards

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jwshrieky 0

I'm the OP and to answer the two main questions: 1) Yes, I got the job. The interview was horribly awkward but he seemed to let bygones be bygones. 2) The sex was good when it happened :-)

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520kzk 2

And you got good old comment number 69. Win win win.

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jobsman99 0

Well that is good. I hope the awkwardness goes away and the job works out well and of course the great sex continues no matter who it is with. Congratulations.

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NullPointer 20

For once OP isn't a fag.

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moop256 10

Odd it's usually the guy who doesn't call

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TheNewGuy03 28

OP wins! Flawless victory. (Well, maybe not so flawless.) |the kid|

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ladyLALAA 28

How exciting, I've never seen an OP post back before! This was gold, so unfortunate ha

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perdix 29

It's the man's job to call after sex. Unless the OP is also a dude. I don't know gay sex etiquette. Is it the top's job to call?

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