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By Zit-Blues - 04/01/2010 13:50 - United States

Today, I had a large pimple on my temple. I decided to try the whole "put toothpaste on the zit to make it dry up" technique that all the magazines say to do. Not only is my pimple still there, but the toothpaste irritated my skin and my already large pimple now appears three times bigger. FML

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sasonzal 4

Monday 4 January 2010 20:06

what toothpaste were you using cause it works for me,or its fake?

darkheadlights 4

Monday 4 January 2010 20:10

Did you use gel toothpaste or white toothpaste? You're not supposed to use gel.

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heyyyyyyyyyyyy 0

Friday 13 August 2010 11:48

that's why you pop them sons a bitches you pussy

megaaann_fml 9

Monday 7 February 2011 7:09

thats a freaky looking pimple monster.

mixedcookies 1

Monday 22 August 2011 6:40

LOL GAY but ur supposed to moisturize not make it dry... Pimples on ur face increase with dry skin

Tomp131 4

Thursday 15 September 2011 8:28

Oh man! Since I looked at the picture first before reading the fml, i thought some sort of parasite popped out of a pimple you tried to pop. Scary stuff.

PuNkGiRl2231 13

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:09

the illustration is epic >:D

TECC 4

Saturday 11 February 2012 8:16

pop it and stop complaining, its just one damn zit

megz1329 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 7:56

Just put Vicks!

kims0706 10

Friday 30 March 2012 4:47

Pop that sucker! :3

TrippingOnAcid 29

Tuesday 12 June 2012 23:54

It works for me

alex_bee206 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 4:23

just pop it then leave it alone

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