By dad, please - 16/05/2016 05:37 - United States - Wellesley Hills

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Today, I had a mini heart attack as my dad stopped in the middle of the street and said, "I wonder what'd happen if I just dropped my pants right now and started jerking it in front of all these motherfuckers." FML
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drayloon 50

He'd likely get arrested and charged with indecent exposure. What else would he expect?

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Scorpio1691 29

i would actually have dared him to do it

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captainsmegma 12

Eventually daddy, you will ****** and there will be a load of cum for these motherfuckers to enjoy.

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csi_fml 19

Let's see, possibly arrested for indecent exposure and many other charges he won't want

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rydersmomma16 21

What the hell??? Wow op, so sorry you had to even hear that thought come out of your dads mouth. I can only imagine the mental picture that must've been invoked from that comment.

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sboghani 9

for some reason I read that in a southern accent

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Ray_of_midnight 22

How old is your dad? Any chance that this is a sign of incipient dementia?

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RingKaKing91 10

He was just jerking your heart strings.

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Quicky5_ 16

I feel like there are many other stories I would love to hear about your dad!

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