By gavthewarealpaca - 16/05/2016 09:36 - United States - Holly

Today, my mattress has gotten so old and trashed that I was woken up by two springs ripping through my bed sheets and stabbing me in the leg and abdomen. FML
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gavthewarealpaca 21

Hey everybody, OP here, I love all the puns you have made and the concern. The spring that hit my leg went pretty far in, it chipped a small piece off my femur and the one in my abdomen was only skin deep. I'm currently in the hospital recovering from the surgery to get the little chip of bone out of my leg. I'm doing well and will be out within a few days! Thank you for the publish!!

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Top comments

uz101 14

That's sure to put a spring in your step! Or your abdomen. That works too.

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Nathan_Henry 15

I guess you could say you had a rude awakening

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uz101 14

That's sure to put a spring in your step! Or your abdomen. That works too.

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False_Stupidity 41

I'm sure it made the OP spring out of bed quick smart too!

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Nathan_Henry 15

I guess you could say you had a rude awakening

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ScratchCatPower 32

I guess that was a... Damn... #2 beat me to it.

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ellisp1 15

I'm sure you sprung right out of bed.

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silent_shark 10

I'm pretty sure you are more likely to die by being stabbed by springs in your bed than being killed by a shark.

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ham_spam 17

More likely to be killed by a deer than a shark so probably

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PhoenixChick 26

What about getting killed by a shark IN YOUR BED?!?!

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PackardBell_fml 19

Sorry about that, OP. Guess it's time to get a new matress. Maybe a nice, soft memory foam matress can help you heal up.

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sohigh10 34

If OP still sleeps on a beaten up spring mattress, what makes you think OP has money for memory foam?

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beantownchivette 8

You can order memory foam mattresses on Amazon for less than $200

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donuts678 25

Why did u let your mattress to get into that state.

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Haremjutsu 15

They didn't draw blood did they? I hope not. I once heard a story of that happening to a guy with a recliner. It definitely drew blood. FYL Good luck finding a new mattress

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ssnow_fml 20

At least the spring didn't try to violate you. That would have been an even stiffer awakening.

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kowsee 22

Ouch!!!!!!! I hope you're okay, and can possibly get a new mattress soon!

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