By smiles - 03/12/2014 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML
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froggyjade 16

Try warm water, should take most of the ouch away :-)

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Jak0p 25

So maybe rub it off with some oil? your boyfriend will help you for sure ;)

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foxwasalamb 24

they will soon. good thing they worked. I've never heard that one before. I've heard of pennies, and using those gel/silicone ones but not bandaids.

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Soloman212 28

Straight up taping pennies to your nips? I feel like in a cold room that would just result in making it look like you have extremely thick nipples.

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foxwasalamb 24

not taping them, just placing them on your nip nips. worked for me

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Soloman212 28

Wait that's even more confusing. How do they stay in place..?

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xSLEEPYxHEADx 22

That's unfortunate OP, but next time go to a sex shop and buy pasties :)

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HairIsEverything 15

I would rather people see my damn nipples than have my dress open and there be ******* pennies stuck to my boobs. That's just ridiculous

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froggyjade 16

Try warm water, should take most of the ouch away :-)

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wallamanut 14

yeah, and take it off very very slowly, or rip it off as fast as you can and get it over with.

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Almost_Positive 18

Waterproof :/ I'm guessing they gave it a try

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Ichiya 29

Fire works too but be careful charred nips aren't fun.

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ligerzero459 24

Definitely the best idea. Peel up one side a little bit and run the warm water to start deactivating the adhesive until it comes off easily.

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devildog562 33

Nipple-B-gone. The things women have to do to avoid wardrobe malfunctions. I applaud you all, but pray it malfunctions anyhow.

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tucansamTommyG 12

Best way is to rip em off in one go, more painful then slowly pulling but the pain is over quick.

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decodeIM 6

I don't know, I think it would damage the nipples. Next time explain what you want exactly OP.

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CarlosDanger 12

There is a non-adhesive part of the bandaid which should be covering her nipples. If it id not the she deserves it.

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tucansamTommyG 12

Like 58 said the part covering the nips isn't the sticky part so unless op has harry nips it shouldn't hurt much more than anywhere else.

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JayGatsby 25

#58, the sticky part of the band aid might still be on the nipple depending how big they are and/or how big the band aid is.

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HairIsEverything 15

That's a really scary thought that someone's nipples could be so big, that a large bandaide wouldn't cover them. they're usually about 3" by 2" bandaids. Those would be some very large nipples

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Jak0p 25

So maybe rub it off with some oil? your boyfriend will help you for sure ;)

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PleasantDino 22

Rub in some oil, loosens up the adhesive. :)

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tucansamTommyG 12

Ya, drizzle the oil everywhere then rub it in everywhere and then... Sorry what were we talking about again?

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Plastic_Stitchez 25

Hey atleast they worked! Jump in the shower and let the water hit them and they will slowly come off but make sure you try to pull a bit of the edge off to get water inside

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Zacky_Chan 22

Haha, you have to be specific with us guys duhh

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indigohippopo 20

That's sweet that your man came packed with heavy duty shit.

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ZY1431 24

well yea he really didnt want anyone to see anything lol

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ksuth 25

32, he didn't know what they were for.

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