Miscellaneous: Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

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By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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Blackout drunk

By MagnusDeus - 07/06/2015 15:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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By Vince - 09/12/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

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Thursday 6 January 2011 18:55

humiliating moment for you .

starile 19

Thursday 6 January 2011 19:13

Hell, I've done that at my kid's school performance of The Little Mermaid-- the Jager-induced crooning is just how we show our little darlings how proud we are!

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RosiePatosie 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 23:09

LOL she wasn't kicked out?

Haha_oh_wait 4

Thursday 6 January 2011 23:26

Is their something called a good drunk then?

DocBastard 38

Thursday 6 January 2011 23:35

Yes. There is also something called "spelling correctly". Try it sometime.

cowboyy_fml 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 23:34

y'all should read my description especialy the girls;)

DocBastard 38

Thursday 6 January 2011 23:38

Yeah, I'm sure you're going to simply slay the ladies with that vivid, yet surely exaggerated, description. Good luck there, buckaroo.

CrabbyMcNasty 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 23:50

did you throw a brick at her?!

nybsucubos 5

Thursday 6 January 2011 23:59

Just look on the bright side, you now have an interesting story to tell everyone

jess6blondie9 2

Friday 7 January 2011 0:25

why would they throw a brick at her? weird.

maybaybe 0

Friday 7 January 2011 4:42

You look like Lindsey Reckis.

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Friday 7 January 2011 5:52

Heey! You know Lindsey Reckis too?!?!!!!

maybaybe 0

Friday 7 January 2011 7:01

Well I don't know her personally, but I watch her YouTube videos sometimes. :)

rattusrattus 18

Friday 7 January 2011 0:30

Why would she even HAVE booze?!

starile 19

Friday 7 January 2011 5:58

Because she is an adult over 21 years old, perhaps? No one said she was holding any sort of container of booze at the time, she was just drunk.

krystal2424 0

Friday 7 January 2011 1:08

does anyone else think that would be freaking hilarious to see?!! lol

foxgirl715 0

Friday 7 January 2011 3:57

hahaha yes! I def do! :)

sapphirenite 0

Friday 7 January 2011 1:21

Now you know to never invite mom!

thememat 0

Friday 7 January 2011 6:51

You know, whenever I read these things I always get the urge to write something obnoxiously random, so here goes: You know what your mom needs? Some goat's cheese served on the back of the goat it came from :) This wasn't an intelligent conversation to begin with.