By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 598
You deserved it 84

Top comments

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

Comments

Hahahah! Loved this one! It so deserved being an FML.

ohhhhshizzz 0

#25: What isn't believable about this? And if you don't care for an FML NO ONE IS MAKING YOU COMMENT IT. Yes I had to use caps lock, because of idiots like you. As for OP, ROFL. Omfg, I love the way you worded it.

Your average bacon is more delicious than the average female, so you can't blame the guy. It's making perfect sense. But damn now I'm hungry for bacon :

ahahaa...that's amazing!! i lol'ed a lot. was it a bacon weave? that's practically orgasmic

thebigslim 13

You don't get hard thinking about Miss Piggy from the Muppets do you?

GhostlyGhoulish 1
monsterdeparture 0

mmm yummmmy I want some bacon now! and atleast you don't have to go far to get turned on anymore, just the refrigerator or the local grocery store ;)

glockjaw 0

Agree with #48. I know there is always someone crying fake, but honestly are you that retarded that of all the FML's you chose to pick this one? This is honestly one of the most realistic you dumb shit. Perhaps you should try some drugs they might fix you're mental handicap. This is one of the few true FML's on this site.

jdot01 0

It made you "come?" lmao Who spells it like that... :

Fuck_The_Police 0

you know people that know how to spell