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By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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lolthatsasucker 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:06

hahah baconnN!

UGADawg08 1

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:08

How is that a FML? Bacon rules.

Casualt1234 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:09

seriously, I don't blame you. Bacon rules

LaTuaCantante 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:10

OMFG! LOL!!! thats like fawkin amazing and REALLY weird....like.wtf bacon??? lol.

SeventhFonons 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:10

FSDFGKASHFWKEG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU OFFICIALLY WIN THE INTERNET OH, YESSSSS. Talk about love that goes straight to the heart!

karissaaa 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:11

woahh there.. wonder what'll happen if you ever have sex with a girl :o

lamoo 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:13

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

raged_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:17

next american pie movie will be American Bacon

speeder430 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:20

thats such bull

MagneticGuitar 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:23

Its a sign you will get Swine Flu :O

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