By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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ArtsySwag 0

LMFAO... oh wow! Bacon??? It's orgasmic?? Shoot, maybe I need to give up the turkey bacon and walk on the wild side.

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Mata_Hari 0

Haha... reminds me of that dog bits commercial awhile back...with the talking dog going, "BACON BACON BACON!" =P

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TheAwkHawk 14

#105 dog bits? We area speaking of Bacon you sick bastard

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ftsk_fan_12 0

#54...wwwwwwwwttttttttttffffffffffffff. on every single fml theres always someone who like digs really deep into and links it to like psychological stuff. you could be right i wouldnt know but seriously...you took it way too seriously.

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earwax47 0

lol right after i read this i was cracking up lol

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mxrxnda 0

awesome. simply awesome.

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Kellayy 0

It's okay; happens to the best of us (:

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