By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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Bassorandy 0

.... You like 'em greasy and crunchy, I see. I don't even know whether your life is truly ****** or if you deserved it...

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mynameisnotjudie 0

Oh wow! This story is hilarious, unfortunate, and entierly believable!!! *gag* (SARCASM) stfu. please. Moderators, you're on drugs.

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Troll_patrol 0

Probably because you're so used to scoring fat chicks you thought you were with one.

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rose33red99 0

haha sounds like my ex could have had that dream

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p00p0ster0us 0

Haha, even though that's probably a fake one it made me laugh :oD

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iDontFail_xD 0

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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blessthefallftw 0

Bacon FTW LMAO

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