Intimacy: Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a...

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 05:15 - New Zealand

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By disturbedgd - 03/04/2017 20:00 - South Africa - Durban

Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML

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By FrogMyLife - 30/07/2021 14:59 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, I've been single for so long, I very nearly had a wet dream about an anthropomorphic frog. A FROG. FML

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By inbogota - 06/03/2021 15:30 - Colombia

Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML

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By margelover - 11/10/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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Unfulfilled

By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 00:00 - Romania - Campina

Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML

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By urgg - 05/09/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

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Night terror

By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML

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Shakabrah 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 15:54

what the duck

insanestab 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 15:55

haha rubber ducky IS the one

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morales16 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 17:18

starburst7596 14

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:29

at least it came with it's own rubber.

milomay 0

Monday 28 March 2011 8:54

what else is lenders for?

personguydude17 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 5:17

damn dude you need to get some

sux4u253 0

Friday 15 July 2011 7:01

well where did ur u no wat go?

PapSmearNinja 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:28

get a hooker..watch out for bumps on yea d***

asianeggrole 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:03

you should see a doctor buddy.

sayitagain 9

Monday 15 August 2011 4:04

Fyl lol u should go see someone bout that

BloodofaSavior 0

Friday 16 September 2011 5:30

Winning!

awesome_squash 0

Friday 18 November 2011 0:51

Ernie from sessame st must be pissed that a rubber duck is cheating on him

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Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

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