Work: Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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By _/ | \_ - 06/10/2013 17:40 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML

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By anonymous - 10/02/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By John - 02/11/2012 04:13 - United States

Today, I was working in a call center when I smelled perfume. I'm allergic, and it triggered my asthma. When I came back, some jerk had sprayed it all over my work area. I couldn't go near it for the rest of my shift, therefore I had to go home early, and got my paycheck docked. FML

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By adamwilcockson - 18/09/2014 04:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 14:24 - Canada - Bridgewater

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 18:00

Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML

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Realorange 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:36

that is ******* disgusting fyl

PSQ91 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:37

Stop using those with aluminium in it. That could be the problem.

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karanbrar28 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 6:26

Holy shit

cetlawizard 15

Tuesday 13 December 2011 6:28

Damn op, my wife had the same thing happen to her a couple of weeks ago & it was the same brand deodorant she's used for years....bad batch maybe?

iluvcandy 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 6:34

Same thing happened to me go to whole foods and buy it from there. It doesn't get itchy at all. It doesn't have most of the things that regular deodorant have.

kei1108 13

Tuesday 13 December 2011 7:06

I hope you washed it off right after you starte noticing symptoms. I'm sorry, OP!

saraj1995 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 7:16

I have the same thing. Get hypoallergenic deodorant. Works awesome takes a few days to get used to it though.

pdp_fml 21

Tuesday 13 December 2011 7:21

Can't you tell your supervisor that you had an allergic reaction and go and get some help?

stickyvikky285 9

Tuesday 13 December 2011 7:55

ew ..

MandieL 27

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:00

I am allergic to aloe vera and aloe barbituous (sp?) leaf juice. I found out between the bleeding "heat" rashes from my old tanning lotion and after shaving my pits with my husbands shaving cream. Try to narrow down what your allergic too so u dont run into this problem again cuz it sucks!

Zoranius 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:08

Bloody Mary.. Bloody Mary.. Bloody Mary!

cheriloowho 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:54

I don't understand why you just didn't wash it off? YDI! For future reference... Un-scented baby wipes take perfume & perfumey smells off of your skin.

Cigar 11

Tuesday 13 December 2011 14:41

If OP was already at work they had probably been wearing it for a bit. Whatever it was about the brand that irritated their skin so much had already been absorbed so I don't know how much help washing would be. If I handle male Guinea Pigs and wash my hands they still burn and itch until I take something.